How To Perform A TLC Blowjob; and Other 1-Liners

Tongue. Lungs. And Cheeks.

A long and flexible spine leads to a strong and sexable mind.

To be fashionably late is to enter the space at the first or second plateauing of energy with the intention to produce a clear spike towards higher attention and awareness of vibrations.  (It is not showing up after everyone else has left and given up on you.)

The Hallowe'en Enema: One Tootsie-Pop inserted in the rectum for 15 minutes.

Expect What You Won't.

Prior to using a condom, squeeze the condom package like you would single-serve ketchup to make sure there are no pinholes or other damage to the condom.

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Jerking down and towards the base of the shaft rather than jerking up and off the head produces a more natural grip and rhythm.

Mongol aesthetic principals: face as flat as a calm lake, round eyes let in evil, and strong legs make her man happy.

Que?.. So?.. What?..Cheese?

If you keep telling me how much women love how you go down on them and that you could eat me out for hours and hours, all i hear is oral thrush.

Gently rolling the labes up and over the clit with the sides of two fingers produces an effective juxtaposition to contrast direct palm rubbing of the crotch.

The only way to truly know if she enjoys a vigorous knucklerhooking and would be turned on by fisting is if she spontaneously inserts her fingers into your anus and fingerbangs you without any coaching... wait for it... wait for it....

The only way to truly know if she enjoys her hair being pulled is to do it hard but with gradual steadiness -- avoid snapping her head back and risking activity-restricting whiplash.

Talking about what you want to do or consent to before engaging in any sex activity is a good idea -- if you can't handle doing it grown-ass style.

The light orgasm processes the harnessed ejaculate so that the subsequent cosmic orgasm produces highly refined cum that tastes like birthday cake frosting (men) and pineapple poundcake (women).