Oh My Mother Fucken God

The Creator is Female-Eternal.

Having created a physical, sensual universe, God created a vessel to experience in full humanness God's glory. But this vessel, became bored and lonely.

So God creates a second vessel that physically embodies creation -- Lilith -- whose passions were rooted to The Absolute. Still, the first vessel complained, this time over his reluctance to be submissive in creation.

God honorably (and mercifully) discharges Lilith from forced companionship, freeing Her Passion to seek beings. God puts Adam into a deep sleep and recreates another vessel from his side, binding The Creator with the creation with recreation in Recreation.

God then plants two trees. The Trees of Life and of Knowledge.

As Adam discovered passion through Eve, God created fear in Adam to test his ability to remain aware, grateful and ecstatic. God told Adam, "Everything in my Garden is for you and yours. Do as you wish. You choose your freedoms. Except one, eat not from this tree, The Tree of Knowledge. It is not for you nor yours. Everything else, I have created for you to experience."

As Eve explored Eden's Garden, she reignited Adam's wonder for God's awesome Love. Predictibly, Adam's wonder waned faster than Eve's. Prepared to be submissive but not passive in creativity, Eve tended to Adam's complacency while simultaneously challenging her own.

When God felt inspired for a truly worthwhile exercise in The Absolute, God sent an agent in the form of a serpent to seduce the neglected Eve. By showing Eve the Tree of Knowledge, God accomplished with two bites what has taken human beings millennia to achieve: recreational creation of worlds simultaneous in every full and absolute moment... plus one thing human beings are still struggling with: Time.

With Eve tempting Adam to leave the monotony and complacency of a patriarchal garden, consciousness as The Universal Quest began. And is still being played for as long as the single eternal moment can be held, intentioned, reheld and manifested. Just so God can dance with us while we complain of being bored and lonely.... sheessh...

And God's name was Eden, in case ya dint know...

One none. No idea. Karma does not exist. Herein lies a piece of God.