An Open Letter To Every Person I've Fucked

To all my one-night stands, thank you for demonstrating for me how easy it is to make someone feel good without investing any of yourself.

To all those who told me after one fuck, "I'm looking for someone better," I bet ur still looking.

To the pedophiles, in the next life, I'm your bleeding ulcer.

To all my group sex partners, use protection for fuck sake.

To the tricks that tell me they're in love -- many of u r PTs -- ur in love with the idea of being a better man by having a lower status woman in your mind love and need you. Get a friggin grip on ur sanity and quit testing mine. U trick, we Ho. And that's as far as it goes. Just because we say we like u does not mean we will tolerate your taking advantage... and your nice guy veneer will not hold up as an alibi.

To my men of pimp status -- thank you for all you have shown me through our experiences and your insight. Now, go back to your wives.

To all of you who thought I'm cheap -- no, you're cheap. I was just pitying you at the time.

To those of you who talk of ridiculous prices, you're the one suggesting a ridiculous price for what you are looking for. Stop putting it on working women who know the game and realize that maybe you may not be able to afford the fantasy you imagine for yourself. Maybe you need to save a little off your paycheck every week and treat yourself once a year to a cosmic experience. Maybe you could hit low track... or high track if you think you got game. Maybe you can spend your energy on other areas of your life other than paying for sexual gratification. Am I being ridiculous?

To my military men -- goddam -- me love you long time, no joke =D

To my fine bitches, you talk too fucken much about nothing. THAT's why I don't stay the night.

To the intellectuals, you're ever in my thoughts and good intentions.

To my square couples, ugh... what was I thinking.

To my live couples, thank you for including me in a most special and intimate expression of sexuality.

To my rapists, how long did your piss burn?

To those of you who call wondering when we're gonna hook up... well, u see... I work in a FUCKEN BROTHEL U DIPSHIT -- make the effort and come up anytime you want, sheeeyat.

Same goes to those who are curious:
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To my anonymous partners, our experiences turn me on more than any other but two kinds.

To my sex artists and body modifiers, thank you for appreciating my art and connecting with me in ways that inspire me to this day.

To you who said, "I love you," I hope everyday you say it with meaning to someone who reciprocates unequivocally.

To all of you who said, "You're the best," thank-you. It was my pleasure and I am grateful for your awareness. It was key to what we created together.

To my long term partners, I'm so very sorry for how I treated you. We BOTH deserved better from me. I hope one day, I'll be able to tell you personally.

To those who openly welcome me between their legs whenever I come through town over the last 15 years, the familiar way our bodies meet never gets tired, and your reliable enthusiasm through our 20s and 30s makes returns to the Hometown oh so saucy.

To my sacred shamanic sex partners, I know ur feeling this. Sorry to pollute but it is necessary for the nurturing of The Absolute.

To Solarco, your influence on me cannot be described in human language. id -- SIn7 'n 3^o7 I

To anyone who falls under the Subject but does not see a dedication, get your head out of your ass -- you're represented.